Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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