Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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