no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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