Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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