If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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