You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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