i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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