its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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