Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
