Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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