I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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