is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My feet surprised me
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