ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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