some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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