Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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