Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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