Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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