I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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