I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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