How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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