Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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