Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
a search helicopter?!
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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