please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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