I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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