just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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