Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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