Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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