that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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