I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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