My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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