Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize
