i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
so let's talk penis.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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