youre lurking in front of me
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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