I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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