fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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