why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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