So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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