About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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