he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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