Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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