Why are handjobs necessary in class?
operation harelip BJ is a go
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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