Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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