my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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