But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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