he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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