Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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