It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize