Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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