Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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