New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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