I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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