super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Randomize
