we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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