its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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