U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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