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  Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?

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• Because bird is the word.

  Submitted by darian_darian on May 2, 11 at 5:08pm

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• only in Oklahoma..

  Submitted by maddiemariescoot on May 2, 11 at 7:58pm

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• Just in case.

  Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on May 2, 11 at 9:48am

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• because aforementioned bird has STDs

  Submitted by satanslilhelper on May 2, 11 at 10:04am

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• because that's what you do when you're making ice cubes

  Submitted by yfz501 on May 2, 11 at 10:17am

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• Because the night before you made some more than questionable calls.

  Submitted by eyedeas_ideas on May 2, 11 at 9:52am

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• Fuck me I'm having informative text convos with my ex posing as a guy who she thinks is a cute cop that she would like to have a drink with ... Never tell this to anyone !!

  Submitted by kman9911 on May 4, 11 at 11:39pm

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• Well, you must have done this often enough to worry them.

  Submitted by one_way on May 4, 11 at 4:07pm

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• clearly they thought you were going to fuck the bird.

  Submitted by zomfgdrew on May 2, 11 at 9:32pm

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• because clearly the bird wasn't into you

  Submitted by ledonna on Mar 20, 13 at 12:59am

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