so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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