this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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